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Hi, I'm Dylan. 17. So my blog's pretty random. If you see something on here, I probably like it. Am I a unicorn? Fuck if i know... I guess you'll have to find that out yourself.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via hate)

hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

(Source: agentrodgers, via hate)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via hate)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

(via sarcuntic)